"It's not an emergency, but……."
WELCOME TO THE CHAOTIC SANCTUARY OF DISPATCH REALITY – WHERE THE COFFEE IS STRONGER THAN YOUR TRAUMA RESPONSE, DARK HUMOR IS THE UNOFFICAL THERAPY, AND EVERY OUNCE OF SKILL YOU HAVE WAS FORGED IN THE FIRES OF CALLER-INDUCED INSANITY. IF YOU’VE EVER LAUGHED AT A 911 CALL TRANSCRIPT, CRIED INTO A CAD FORM, OR WONDERED HOW YOU BECAME BOTH THERAPIST AND REFEREE SIMULTANEOUSLY, YOU’RE EXACTLY OUR KIND OF TWISTED. HERE, WE SPILL THE UNFILTERED TRUTH YOU WON’T FIND IN ANY TRAINING MANUAL, SEASONED GENEROUSLY WITH SARCASM, CAFFEINE, AND SURVIVAL SKILLS THAT CAN ONLY BE LEARNED WHEN YOUR HEADSET DOUBLES AS A LIFELINE AND A STRESS BALL.
THIS SITE IS FOR EMERGENCY DISPATCHERS—OBVIOUSLY.
WE WANT YOUR STORIES: THE ONES THAT SHAPED YOU, BROKE YOU, AND SOMEHOW GLUED YOU BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS A JUDGMENT-FREE ZONE—NO POLITICS, NO RELIGION, NO PERFORMATIVE NONSENSE. JUST RAW, REAL DISPATCHER EXPERIENCES. IF IT’S SOMETHING YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY BUT COULDN’T, SAY IT HERE. VENT. UNLOAD. SHARE THE CHAOS.
CLICK HERE TO SUBMIT YOUR STORY ANONYMOUSLY—NO NAMES, NO CONSEQUENCES, NO SNITCHES.
if you’re looking for the lates posts, be sure to click the links BELOW!
- Mastering Commands: Crunch’s Adventures with His Feline Rival
- WELCOME TO ZIA FIRST RESPONSE, CRUNCH!
- MOVING UP OR MOVING ON
- ALWAYS CHECK THE CHAIR
- FOOTNOTE
